[any nick names?]Smurfy, Pimp, Tree, and Stimpy
[have any problems with the IRS?]Who doesn't?
[do you have a job or are you some kind of bum? if so, where do you and your fellow bums hang out? or, where do you work?]I'm lazy, therefore a bum. All us bums love to hang out at the town square downtown.
[have you ever stalked a goose in your previous life?]Well if I haven't done so in a previous life, I've already made up for it in this life...
[top 5 bands you like]Marilyn Manson, Jack Off Jill, Nine Inch Nails, Scarling., and System of a Down.
[top 5 movies you enjoy]Detroit Rock City, Freddy Got Fingered, Girl Interupted, The Breakfast Club, and 10 Things I Hate About You.
[why should you be accepted?]Because I'm totally cool and a useful substance around the house?
[give us some pictures of youserlf so we know who we're dealing with (at least 3)]
[now a random picture of anything you would like]
[tell a friend or two. and tell us where the link is.... so we have proof you, liar]